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heeeres-noman:

karkaliciousbitch:

little-lunar:

stealingfirefromprometheus:

Can I just reblog this again because this is beautiful.

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ow ow ow owowow

I think I’m almost crying
I used to know how to make these one of my friends back at china taught me
but I don’t remember
/casually reteaches self

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ka-kawgoodsir:

heleclcl:

erikatheicyone:

floozys:

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

Reblog forever until everyone groks. 

i didn’t know what grok is so i googled it 

To grok /ˈɡrɒk/ is to intimately and completely share the same reality or line of thinking with another physical or conceptual entity

omg that’s really cool

 

did yew hab loika fookin werd o tha day calendar twat tha schmeckledorf

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feardubh:

classlikecas:

“Hello, I’ve never seen you before.”

“This form is new for me. What’re you called?”

“I’m Sexy. Do you have a name?”

“He…he calls me Baby.”

Sorry but  there are no words for how much I want this ok thank

HUMAN!IMPALA HUMAN!TARDIS YES PLEASE

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dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

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BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

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abbynormalities:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

super-wholocked-in-camelot:

my mother, everyone

he looks like his friend just jumped off a building 

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thewinchesters-takethetardis: lilfaux: that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicremix: tordles: thingsthatsuckass: marcovicci: ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought. and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions. i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING  I feel particularly close to this one: THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT! I made a thing aswell. So scandalous~ I’m so done right now Zoom

thewinchesters-takethetardis:

lilfaux:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

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I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

I’m so done right now

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lolsofunny: tjurpiss: I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER (lol here!) Zoom

lolsofunny:

tjurpiss:

I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER

(lol here!)

(Source: uproxx)

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we-ll-be-glowing-in-technicolor:

I don’t want to be alone but I also don’t like talking to people do you see my problem

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Zoom

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thevulcantimelord: the universe has a sick sense of humor Zoom

thevulcantimelord:

the universe has a sick sense of humor

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dietchola:

the fact that some day our generation is going to be leading the country is terrifying because we’re all fucking idiots

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There are five sides to Tumblr

  1. Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
  2. Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
  3. Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
  4. Side four: porn.
  5. Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
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theunbecomingofashadowhunter:

bassmastiff:

amanda-the-human:

can-town-mayor:

radstunts:

THIS

TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMG 

I’M CRYING

IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK

NO SLEEPING TONIGHT

NOPE

Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter. 

Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing

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rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

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jaden-yuki:

Do you ever love a character so much that every single time you see them, it just makes you want to clutch your chest and yell out “MY BABYYYYYYYYY”

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